lordmalfoy:

apparently a new book on pottermore comes out every year. WE CAN LIVEBLOG GOING INTO THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, AND FINDING SECRETS ABOUT THE MARAUDERS IN THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN, WE CAN BE IN DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY, WE CAN READ MORE INFO ABOUT DRACO, WE CAN CONQURE VOLDEMORT. 

7 more years of this guys. it’s not over.

holy mother of god.

FUCKING CENTIPEDE.

FUCKING HOUSE CENTIPEDE.

FUCKING FUCKER HOUSE CENTIPEDE.

FUCKING SHITHOLE CUNT HOUSE CENTIPEDE.

GO FUCK IN SOMEONE ELSE’S ROOM FOR A CHANGE.

NEVER GOING TO SLEEP NOW, THANKS DUDE.

i hate centipedes.

it was apparently harry hairy (shit bad mistake to make) and had a million gazillion legs and was crawling around my shoes and i don’t think i could ever ever EVER wear those shoes again.

The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

thankkkssss jackie <3